HOLY……
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Ok everyone gets to make ONE apocalypse joke on the 21st
That’s it
That’s your limit
Do not pass Go
Do not collect $200
Yes, please! Limit everyone to just one. Otherwise everyone will be making apocalypse jokes like there is no tomorrow.
lol imma ace dis bitch
the fuck did you just say
alright focus
pffffttt i got this
I'M A GENIUS
whats 5 x 8
lol fuck this
be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
oh exam right
yeah hear me flip that page
i am better than all of you
peasants
what if everyone can read minds except me
i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
cough if you can hear me
COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
was i doing something
right test okay
lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
did we learn this
stop breathing so loud
is that really necessary
wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
i will kill all of you
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my future marriage.
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i dont care what kind of blog you are, but this wont ruin your blog. im judging you if you dont reblog.
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Can we all appreciate this for a moment? I think I won the Internet with this last night.
And yes, posting this was completely necessary.
This.
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